This is the bestburnout from the cruises I have visited this year, top marks goto Looney in the Snot Machine:

As soon as we got to Bolton, Larry just couldnt wait to have some fun, so with no sign of the police he did the only thing he knew how to and trashed the courtesy car given to him while 'the exhaust' as it should be known was getting fixed. But the police arent fools, when they showed up they were quick to inform him he had an engine problem, and that a lot of smoke was bellowing out of it!!

Theres another 5000 miles on them!

Luckily, the company didnt even realise when he took the car back!